HASIL DARIPADA SAMPAH..

Seorang artis dapat menghasilkan daripada apa sahaja bhn yg trdpt disekelilingnya.Sampah yg dianggap kotor & jijik utk disentuh oleh kebanyakan drpd kita,bagaimanapun mmpunyai nilai artistik kpd kelompok pncinta seni.. Kreativiti yg sangat menarik..                                                                                  

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THIS IS MALAYSIAN (nice)

This is Malaysia - and you should know -

NATIONAL EXCUSE FOR HAIR LOSS:

Ajinomoto

NATIONAL INSTANT FOOD:

Maggi Mee

NATIONAL BREAKFAST:

Nasi Lemak

NATIONAL LUNCH:

Nasi Ayam

NATIONAL SUPPER:

Roti Canai & Teh Tarik

NATIONAL EXCUSE FOR BEING LATE:

Traffic Jam

NATIONAL FRUIT FOR INDUCING MENSTRUATION:

Pineapple

NATIONAL APHRODISIAC DRINK:

Stout. Many Malaysian men swear by it. But then after

a few pints they start swearing at everything.. .

NATIONAL FAKE ILLNESS FOR GETTING MC (MEN):

Food Poisoning

NATIONAL FAKE ILLNESS FOR GETTING MC (WOMEN):

Menstrual Pain

NATIONAL CURE FOR DIARRHOEA :

Cap Kaki Tiga. Down one bottle with warm water and you are

all "dried up".

NATIONAL CURE FOR HEADACHES:

Panadol.. The "cure for all". If it fails we have another secret

weapon - Tiger Balm.

NATIONAL CURE FOR NAUSEA :

Moh Fah Kor.

NATIONAL CURE FOR DIZZINESS:

Minyak Angin Cap Kapak.

NATIONAL CAUSE OF DIZZINESS (FOR YUPPIES):

Happy Hours.

NATIONAL INSTANT CURE FOR DIZZINESS (FOR YUPPIES):

The sight of a police road block.

NATIONAL RICE COOKER :

NATIONAL Rice Cooker

NATIONAL RUBBISH DUMP:

Anywhere. As long as it is not your house.

NATIONAL MOST MIS-PRONOUNCED NAME:

Carrefour. Sometimes even pronounced as Carry 4!

NATIONAL EXCUSE FOR BEING NICE:

Running For Election

NATIONAL ANSWER FOR "WHERE ARE YOU"?:

-on the way.

NATIONAL OFFICIAL TIME FOR BEING LATE:

-10 minutes ----> Sure ah???

NATIONAL REASON FOR PRICE INCREASE:

Petrol naik lagi kawan... semua barang pun kena naik ler...

inclusive of chicken meat?

NATIONAL REASON FOR PETROL INCREASE:

Still cheaper than other country la....

NATIONAL EXCUSE FOR CAUSING TRAFFIC JAM:

there was accident on the other side of the road.. of course

must slow down and tengok-tengok, kaypoh-kaypoh lah!

NATIONAL REASON WHEN REJECTING INVITATION ?

'I got some work to do la..u all go first la..'

NATIONAL REASON FOR COLLAPSED BUILDINGS & LEAKY PARLIAMENT ROOFS:

An act of God. Definitely nothing to with greased palms and

poor quality control. Nope, none whatsoever.

NATIONAL EXCUSE FOR IRRESPONSIBLE POLITICAL STATEMENTS:

None. We were misquoted.

NATIONAL MINISTERIAL REASON FOR INCREASING TOLL RATES:

Orang cakap mau naik mesti mau naik lah! Lu ingat ini jalan saya

punya bapak punya kah?!

NATIONAL REASON FOR HAVING BIG ONION DOMES ON TAXPAYER-FUNDED PUBLIC

BUILDINGS:

....dunno. (It's not as if we're anywhere near the middle east.)

NATIONAL REASON FOR SPURNING BAILOUT PACKAGES FROM FOREIGN CAR COMPANIES:

We're about to unveil another badly designed low budget car, which,

coupled with our notorious customer service and corporate mismanagement,

will see us bankrupt again within the next 5 years. And so we have

absolutely

no need for the Germans and their silly car-making and market-positioning

know ho w, thank you very much.

NATIONAL EXCUSE FOR JUMPING QUEUE (TRAFFIC JAM OR WHAT EVER QUEUE):

...... everybody doing what lah............

NATIONAL EXCUSE NOT PAYING SAMAN ACCORDING TO DUE DATE:

Relax ler... government will give discount one of these days

NATIONAL EXCUSE TO BRIBE (ANY CONDITION):

........ give them minum kopi lar......

cerita malas.. huh?? :O

Pada masa dahulu, ade sebuah kampung dimana semua rakyatnya amat RAJIN belaka x ada yg malas.

Jadi pd suatu hari ni, rajanya membuat pengumuman nk mencari seorang yg malas. Semasa perhimpunan tu, adalah seorang lelaki mengaku

Katanya : "saya adalah yg paling malas"

Raja pun bertanya : "apa tahap malas awk?"

Lalu jwb lelaki tersebut :"kalau sy nak makan,ada orang yg menyuapkan sy".

Tiba-tiba dtg seorang lelaki lagi : "Sy lebih malas lagi drpd dia tuanku".

Tuanku pun bertanya kepadanya : "sampai mana pulak tahap malas awk?"

maka jawabnya : "Kalau sy makan pun, sampai ade org tolong kunyahkan".

Maka raja pun terdiam.....
Tanpa disangka2 dtg seorang budak lelaki dtg kepadanya sambil berkata:

"sy adalah yg paling malas tuanku".

Raja pun bertanya: "bagaimana pula tahap kemalasan awk?"

maka budak itu dgn yakinnya pun menjawab : "Nak cite pun malas"....




hahahahaha.. hampeh..hehe.. :)

cara nak atasi stress.. Ooo la la la la.. ;)

sejak akhir2 ni sy tgok rmai yg stress sbb nk mik result spm.. sy pun x terkecuali.. mne taknye.. asyik ditnye soaln yg same.. "ble result spm kua??"..hurmm -.- .. kdg2 2 mls gak nk jwb.. juz jwb "tah, tnggu je la".. harapn yg tnggi drpd fmily, sedara-mara, cikgu2 n rmai lg la mmg buat kte btmbah stress.. aduwh.. tp kalo dibiarkn bnde ni kompem akn sgt2 mngganggu psikologi kte..huh.. so, nk hilangkn stress ni sy ade la tips cket nk share dgn anda sume.. antaranya.. :-


1.Ambil mase utk berehat.. sekejap pun jd la..
ble anda da rase yg anda tgh pressure, better anda hentikn apapun yg anda tgh buat n katakn kt pd dri 2 "relax"

2.Atur tarikan nafas..
tarik nafas dlm2 n hembuskn dgn perlahan.. buat la dlm 2-3 kali smpai anda rase da mule relax..

3.Berteriak & menjerit..
pergi la ke tmpt yg peribadi & menjerit/berteriak sekeras yg anda boleh.. dgn cara ni pun anda boleh la hilangkn stress 2..

4.Berfikiran positif..
jgn terlalu ikutkn perasaan.. juz fkir yg anda boleh.. buat la 1 moto yg boleh naikkn keyakinan 2..

5.Dengar muzik..
dgr la muzik skejap.. ni pun antara therapy terbaik nk release stress.. dgr lgu sweet child o mine sekejap pun jd la..hahaha.. bg yg pncinta alam 2 dgr bunyi kicauan burung, deburan ombak pun cantek jgak..

6.Pertegas diri anda
berkata "TIDAK" utk permintaan yg x msuk akal akn mmbantu anda mnghadapi tekanan..

7.Ketawa
tgok cter komedi.. n tertawa ngn membe2 pun boleh jd penawar luar biasa bg stress.. wow!haha.. ekspresi muke pun nmpak ceria n menarik..huhu

8.Buat aktiviti riadah
buat la aktiviti riadah dgn membe2 or fmily.. larilah secepat mungkin.. keluarkn semuanya.. ni la kesempatan utk anda mndorong keluar sifat agresif selama 1-2 minit.. nk lg best lwn sprint ngn anjing..haha.. then,berjalan.. jalan perlahah-lahan.. kalau mls, naik turun bangku pun da memadai.. sbb ni boley buat dri kte sntiase tenang.. bdn pun sihat..

9.Mengekspresikan diri secara artistik
anda boleh cuba belajar memainkan alat muzik,mngambil gmbar, tulis puisi n mnyanyi.. mcm yg sy ckp td muzik merupakn media pereda stress yg sgt baik.. memainkan alat muzik sgt mmbantu melegakn stress..

10.Mendekatkan diri kpd Tuhan
mmbaca Al-Quran, berzikir, & mnunaikn kewajipn harian jgak dpt mmbntu kte utk hilangkn stress.. serahkn diri kte sepenuhnye kpd Allah S.W.T.. Insyaallah anda akn berjaya...


cuba la tips yg ade kt atas ni ye..haha.. mne la tau berkesan..hehehe.. ceriakn dri anda dgn mmikirkn prkare yg mnenangkn.. yakin dgn kebolehan yg ade dlm dri anda.. peace.. sekian.. :)

leisure time... xde keje... & sewaktu dgnnye...hahaha

apabila Adib da mula bosan... aktiviti pelik mula dilakukan... huh... -.- hahahaha

benda yg selalu disamakn dgn manusia..

hahaa.. ayt2 ni slalu kte dgr kt mne2.. kalo boley sume bnde yg ade kt bumi ni nk dibandingkannye.. bandingknla dgn bne yg baik cket.. sedap jgak ble dgr..hurm.. kesian org yg kena 2.. btw,layan je la..hahaha... ;)

1."Ko ni npe kakak? muka dh mcm TEPUNG GANDUM mak tgok..kot ye pun mekap x pyh la bubuh bedak smpai mcm 2 skali"..


2."Abah,sudah2 la bce surat khabar 2.. pg la mkn..perut abah 2 dh berbunyi cm TANDAS KENA PAM..kang kne gastrik,adik jgak yg susah"..


3."Kau 2 lelaki,buat la cara lelaki.. tg ko nk ikut style org pompuan ape hal pulak..Tengok 2,tepuk2 org mcm SOTONG.Cube la gagah cket,buat malu kaum je"..


4."Fesyen konon,pg buang warna kt rmbut ko 2 blek.. berdosa tau x? lpas 2 ko potong elok2 rmbut 2,.mcm AYAM SABUNG dh rmbut 2"..(hahahahahah!!)


5."Udah2 la mkn 2..dh mcm BADAK AIR aku tgok bdn ko 2"..(hahaha,hampeh)


6."Ko tgok adik ko 2,.sikit pun x bergarit,.mcm TUNGGUL KAYU..tau dye tkut dgn ayah ko ble kne marah tp degilnye x pulak pnah berkurang".. =.=


7."Apsal ble cikgu tnye soalan kamu xnk jawab? dalam mulut 2 ade EMAS ke?"...


8. "Ko ble nk g mndy ni.. da mcm bau kt kandang KAMBING dlm uma ni"..(hahaha,hampeh -.-)